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We read mood vibes — loud, rhythmic, gentle — not medical causes. Audio stays on your phone.
Just for fun 🍼 · not a real translator
Your baby babbles.
We “translate.”
Tap the mic, catch a cry or coo, and get a funny first-person caption — voiced through a cartoon of your baby and packaged for the family group chat.
iOS + Android · £3.99/month or £29.99/year · cancel anytime
How it works
Imagine the line
A quick AI writes a fresh, funny first-person caption. Never the same stock phrase twice.
Share the reveal
Two-phase clip: real babble first, then the “translation.” Built for muted autoplay.
A cartoon of your baby
- Upload a photo, get our style. We map skin, hair and style onto our illustrated kit. The photo is sent once and discarded — we do not store it.
- Or build it by hand. Sliders for skin, hair and style if you’d rather skip photos.
- Audio never leaves your phone. Only a short mood label + caption text go to our AI partners.
Simple pricing
Free
5 translations
Try the joke. No card required. Fair-use caps stop abuse, not real parents.
Best value
Yearly
£29.99/year
About £2.50/month. Unlimited translations (30/day fair use). Multi-baby profiles. Cartoon avatars.
Monthly
£3.99/month
Same features. Cancel anytime in the App Store or Google Play.
Subscriptions billed by Apple or Google. Prices may vary slightly by storefront currency. Terms.
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